2025 Calendar Pre-Orders Are Here!

Time to snag your bit of analog goodnesssssss

Holy crap, look at us being officially ON THE BALL. I can count on one finger the amount of times that’s happened. Maybe even half a finger, the finger that got lopped off in high school shop class.

That’s right friendos, we’re back by popular demand (actually this is true, so many of you asked if we were doing a 2025 calendar, we thought that despite how insanely busy crap has been, we’ll make another one!) and this time we’re giving you AMPLE amount of time to pre-order the calendar so we can hopefully get it to you and yours well before the holiday season. I think last year we didn’t even throw these up until November 13th, so we’re almost a month ahead of that. Yeah, I’m proud.

Anyway, new photography, new poetry on said photography, new calendar goodness to buy, support this place, and to stock up on the RADDEST GIFTS IN THE WORLD. Click the button below to Pre-Order, and once we get enough orders to procure a batch, we’ll get em ordered and shipped out lickity f’ing split.

Oh, and don’t forget, all you paid subscribers, there’s a fun little discount for the entire Merch Shop below!