Canadians and Americans

  • Oh just a regular 'ol conversation between Tyler and I.
  • me: a dingo ate my baby!
  • Tyler: Why aint you showin up as online foo?
  • me: because i'm fly like that, dawg
  • Tyler: Who you be hidin from
  • me: life, guy.
  • Tyler: No one can be hidin from life it finds all things in all corners I just sounded like I was Forrest Gump giving advice
  • me: you ARE forrest gump..
  • I KNEW IT!
  • Tyler: My names Tyler Tyler Knott People call me Tyler Knott
  • Tyler: I'm impressed with your hillbilly accent on your video *(my online video antics with saheli)*
  • me: that may be why them amuricans think i'm one of them
  • Tyler: nah you smell canadian we know. you wannabe frenchies
  • me: Je ne sais pas, je suis connais...
  • Tyler: you just smell like old baguettes and partially aged cheese, with a little old wine psuedofrenchs
  • me: YO GUY! don't be jealous of our fragrance. our parfume au toilet
  • Tyler: While we americans, we smell of MANIFEST DESTINY
  • me: is that another term for the combination of manure, bacon grease, and hay?
  • Tyler: It's actually t-bone steak juice, baseball glove leather and pure sex.